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| New Year. |
[05 Jan 2010|04:02am] |
You'd think that people would practice some restraint on New Year's! It was crazy how many calls I was sent on all night long. I did manage to stop by Grace's place around 11:30pm, and got to stay until around 1am before I got another call that another officer couldn't cover. I was pretty impressed that I was able to take a break for that long! It was a happy surprise, that's for sure.
I've gotta get ready to go into the station now, though, but I just wanted to say Happy 2010 to everyone! Hope it's a good year. It started out pretty well for me, so here's hoping you're all as fortunate!
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| What. |
[31 Oct 2009|04:03am] |
So, the weirdest shit happened today. Something I never ever thought would happen.
I'm working patrol up on the highway, right? And so I'm checking the radar for anyone speeding like an idiot. And I don't really catch anyone speeding, but I noticed this one car ... it was swerving all over the road. And that was a little suspect, obviously. So I pull them over and get out to see what's going on.
... it's two deaf women. Trying to carry on a conversation while driving. In sign language.
I kid you not. This shit actually happened.
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| 011 -- Dreams. |
[08 Sep 2009|03:07am] |
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Have you ever been woken from a dream, and just wondered ... where the fuck did that come from? And then, while you're thinking about what a fucking crazy dream it was, you just forgot everything that happened in it?
That just happened to me. It's frustrating! Because I know I woke up, had a total 'wtf' moment, laughed, and then it was gone. I have no idea what the dream was about. It's completely ridiculous that I can't fall back asleep now, just because I can't remember what my dream was about. I know it had something to do with a van, and taking the seats out of the back of the van for some reason, but that's about it.
Maybe I was a murderer in my dream, and I killed someone, and tried to stash the body in a van? Or maybe I was a married man in my dream, and I had kids, and we were going on vacation? See what I mean?! Two totally different scenarios, and I cannot figure out which direction my dream was going in. Because I CAN'T REMEMBER.
I'm so annoyed!
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| 010 -- Plagued. |
[18 Aug 2009|02:25am] |
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I woke up yesterday, feeling like shit. And I spent most of the day yesterday in my bed, barely moving. And then, I did the same thing today. I think I've gotten more sleep in the past few days than I have in the past week, total. That's ridiculous. I need to sleep more. That's my first observation. I think the lack of sleep I've been having lately is probably what lead to me getting sick. I have no idea what I have, but I''m sure it'll eventually work its way out of my system. I'm just ... ugh. I feel like death.
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| 009 -- Comments |
[29 Jul 2009|02:17am] |
This comment war thing is pretty fun. The only problem is, I'm revealing too much about myself in the embarrassing moments I'm talking about. Hahaha. I'm talking about stuff there that I haven't talked about in a really long time. It's kind of fun, though, reminiscing like that about the good old days. Though, those days aren't gone completely. They're just ... kind of far away, haha. I'm getting old!
And it's early, but I'm exhausted. I think I'm going to go to sleep early tonight. I feel like I could pass out here at my desk. So, to bed I go.
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| 008 -- I'm baaaack. |
[21 Jun 2009|05:31am] |
Back! Who missed me? Anyone? Good, you should have.
I actually had more fun on that retreat than I had planned on. The horses smelled funny and were a little difficult to get used to, but once you did - it was a breeze. I didn't get used to sleeping on the ground, though. I don't think that's something I'll ever get used to, I hated that so much. Air mattresses are my friends, I used to always take those things camping. You know, even though you ended up waking up in the morning with the damn thing deflated and it was like you were sleeping on the ground anyway. It was easier to fall asleep on the air mattress, because you were comfortable when you fell asleep. Who cares about what you do WHILE sleeping? Meh.
GRACE! What were we gonna watch, again? I can't remember, lol. All I remember is that you promised me popcorn!
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| 007 -- Retreat! |
[15 Jun 2009|10:51pm] |
I'm actually having a good time at this retreat! I got up on a horse today, and holy shit. I've never been on a horse before, so I was a little nervous. But fuck, it was awesome! And, amazingly I didn't fall off. Like everyone else seems to have been doing. I kept my ass firmly in place on the ginormous animal.
The only thing I'm not exactly excited about is the whole sleeping outside thing. I've never been happy with doing that. Even when we used to go camping when I was little, we had a camper, lol. So I was able to sleep inside.
I'm going to go make myself some s'mores, and get fat from the marshmallows and chocolate. I CAN'T WAIT.
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| 006 -- Meh. |
[07 Jun 2009|03:59am] |
So I finally got around to listening to the new Dane Cook cd. I ... don't know. It was funny, don't get me wrong. But it was a lot of perverted humor. Like, I don't know if anyone here has listened to Dane's old stuff, back when he made jokes about stupid shit. And you laughed because it was so true. Like when he'd do jokes about Kool-Aid, or Slip-N-Slide. Or working the drive thru at Burger King.
This new cd he came out with, Isolated Incident, it's just basically a cd full of raunchy sex jokes. Throw in a couple jokes about suicide, and his parents dying, and that's basically what that cd's about.
Meh. I don't know. It was funny, it made me laugh, but I just don't think he's as funny as he used to be. I'm not knocking the guy, not by any means, but I guess I'm just hoping he'd go back to the old humor instead of the sex humor. That's all! It was funny, though.
... I don't know why I felt the need to make a full update on my views of Dane Cook's new cd. Wow.
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| 005 -- ...awkward. |
[23 May 2009|02:46am] |
Whut.
My mother called me today. And asked me what a 'RESERVOIR TIP' was.
I ... had to explain what a reservoir tip was. To my mother.
AWKWARD.
Van? Was this your doing?
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| 004 -- AH. |
[23 Apr 2009|11:18pm] |
Sisters are the bane of my existence, clearly. I don't know what I'm going to do with mine, now that she's pasted my toddler face on the staff journals. Ridiculous! What are sisters really even all that good for, huh? Bullying, it seems. I'll find a way to get you back, Van. Just you wait. When you least expect it. I'll find something. I just don't know what, yet. BUT whatever, I'll figure something out.
Otherwise, what's new with people? Anything? No? INTERESTING.
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| 003 -- UH-MA-ZING. |
[13 Apr 2009|06:34pm] |
If I ever have kids, I want one as cool as this little kid. Seriously!
( Bust a move. )
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| 002 -- Gore! |
[02 Apr 2009|10:40pm] |
I love bloody, gory movies. I know, that's a random weird interjection. Strange way to start out a journal entry too, I'm sure, but it's the truth. The more gore, the better. I like to cringe while I'm watching movies. I don't know why, maybe it's just because I'm a guy. Who knows? It's so much fun watching movies like that with a girl that isn't as into the gore as you. It leads to cuddling during the movie. And whether or not they admit it, every guy likes a little bit of cuddling. And it's just as fun watching gory movies with girls that like the gore. You can laugh and be weirdly attracted to each other because of the gore.
I don't know why I'm writing about blood and gore. It's probably the most random topic in the world, but hey. That's what this thing's for, right?
Who likes bloody, gory movies? And who dislikes them? Come on! Let's talk about gore, bay-bee.
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| 001 -- Ha! |
[24 Mar 2009|02:36am] |
Okay, so this guy is kind of my new hero.
( Tom Mabe's Telemarketer Call )
I like this place so far. Met a few interesting people, which is a good thing. I like knowing that people here are interesting, because that means that I'll fit in juuuust fine. Because god knows I'm nowhere near normal.
People who claim to be normal are liars.
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